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Dilbert-isms

Finalists from a "Dilbert Quotes" contest, with quotes from existent-life Dilbert-blazon managers:

i. "As of tomorrow, employees volition only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures volition be taken next Wed and employees volition receive their cards in two weeks." (Microsoft Corp. in Redmond, WA.)

2. "What I demand is a list of specific unknown problems nosotros will run into." (Lykes Lines Shipping)

3. "East-mail is not to exist used to pass on information or information. Information technology should exist used only for company business concern." (Accounting director, Electric Boat Visitor )

4. "This project is so important, we can't let things that are more than important interfere with it." (Advertising/Marketing manager, United Parcel Service)

five. "No 1 will believe you solved this problem in one day! Nosotros've been working on it for months. At present, go act decorated for a few weeks and I'll let you know when it's fourth dimension to tell them." (R&D supervisor, Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing/3M Corp.)

6. "My Dominate spent the entire weekend retyping a 25-page proposal that but needed corrections. She claims the disk I gave her was damaged and she couldn't edit it. The disk I gave her was write-protected." (CIO of Dell Computers)

7. Quote from the Dominate: "Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say." (Marketing executive, Citrix Corporation)

8. My sister passed away and her funeral was scheduled for Monday. When I told my Dominate, he said she died on purpose so that I would accept to miss work on the busiest day of the year. He then asked if we could change her burying to Friday. He said, "That would be ameliorate for me." (Shipping executive, FTD Florists)

9. "We know that communication is a trouble, but the company is not going to talk over it with the employees." (Switching supervisor, AT&T Long Lines Division)

10. We recently received a memo from senior management saying: "This is to inform you that a memo will exist issued today regarding the memo mentioned above." (Microsoft, Legal Diplomacy Division)

11. One twenty-four hours my Boss asked me to submit a status study to him concerning a project I was working on. I asked him if tomorrow would be soon enough. He said, "If I wanted it tomorrow, I would accept waited until tomorrow to ask for it!" (New business organisation manager, Hallmark Greeting Cards)

12. And the winner!! Equally managing director of communications, I was asked to prepare a memo reviewing our company's grooming programs and materials. In the torso of the memo in one of the sentences I mentioned the "pedagogical approach" used by one of the grooming manuals. The day after I routed the memo to the executive committee, I was chosen into the HR managing director's role, and told that the executive vice president wanted me out of the edifice by lunch. When I asked why, I was told that she wouldn't stand for perverts (pedophiles?) working in her company. Finally, he showed me her copy of the memo, with her demand that I be fired and the word "pedagogical" circled in red. The HR manager was fairly reasonable, and in one case he looked the word up in his lexicon and made a copy of the definition to transport back to her, he told me not to worry. He would take intendance of it. Two days later, a memo to the entire staff came out directing us that no words which could non exist institute in the local Sunday paper could be used in company memos. A month afterward, I resigned. In accordance with visitor policy, I created my resignation memo by pasting words together from the Sunday paper. (Taco Bong Corporation)

Most Dating

Inquire people what they want in a girlfriend or young man and nosotros'll list features like kindness and compassion. If you lot could read people'due south existent thoughts it would exist a different standard.

The give-and-take "clamor" originates from a mispronunciation of Bethlehem Hospital, London's starting time mental asylum founded in 1247.

Don't Want to Know the Gender

A feminist has to babysit her grandchild. It'due south a humorous situation every bit she goes out of her way non to learn his or her gender as she feels like people are judged by their gender.

yadot rorrim

Yadot rorrim eht fo edis gnorw eht no pu ekow I.

(I woke upwardly on the wrong side of the mirror today.)

i-Diot

Is our happiness is based on things nosotros don't demand?

The symbols + (addition) and – (subtraction) came into general apply in the 1400'due south.

A Little Help Please

When embankment goers help this young lady out of the sand they become a hilarious surprise.

City Girl visiting the Farm

A city daughter driving through the country stop to admire some cattle in a pasture. When the farmer approached she asked, "Mister, why doesn't this cow have any horns?"

The farmer cocked his head for a moment, then began in a patient tone, "Well, ma'am, cattle can practice a powerful lot of damage with horns.

Sometimes we keep'em trimmed downward with a hacksaw. Other times we can fix upward the immature 'uns by puttin' a couple drops of acid where their horns would grow in, and that stops 'em cold.

Nonetheless, there are some breeds of cattle that never grow horns. But the reason this cow don't have no horns, ma'am, is 'crusade it's a equus caballus.

Annexation and the British Museum

As upset as the British get over looting, its humorously been pointed out that that's where the British Museum got all it's stuff.

Janis Joplin left $2,500 in her will for her friends to "have a ball afterwards I'm gone."

None of That

From the Ringling College of Art + Blueprint comes a humorous animation virtually a museum nighttime guard and his efforts to protect classic Italian statues from the over zealous censorship of a nun..

Go Well Shortly

A policeman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed Appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.

However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his groin expanse.

Worried that it might be a 2d surgery that the doctors hadn't told him well-nigh it, he finally got enough courage to pull his infirmary gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.

It didn't take long to find the cause for his discomfort. Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts were iii wide strips of adhesive record, the kind that doesn't come off easily – if at all.

Written on the tape in large black letters was the judgement, "Get well soon from the nurse in the 2013 Ford Explorer y'all pulled over last week."

Huge Waves Rock an Oil Platform

Out in the Northward Sea the waves can go large. Big plenty to rock a massive oil platform that stands 100 foot higher up the surface of the body of water and weighs almost fifteen,000 gross tonnes.

In ancient Sparta, men who were unmarried by the time they were 30 forfeited the right to vote.

D*ck Maintenance

Large or small this product solves man'due south greatest issue below the belt - belt sander that is.

Three Picayune Pigs

This is a truthful story, indicating how fascinating the mind of a six Year old is. They think then logically.

A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her Course.

When she came to the part where the showtime pig was gathering edifice materials for his domicile.

She read, "and so the hog went up to the human with the wheelbarrow full of harbinger and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I take some of That straw to build my house?"

The instructor paused and then asked the grade: "And what do you think the human being said?"

One little boy said very matter-of-factly, "Holy Cow! A talking pig!!

The University of Texas study followed 474 diet soda drinkers for well-nigh ten years and found that their waists grew 70% more than the waists of not-drinkers.

Zoo Photographer - SNL

Members of a morning time show misrepresent an fauna photographer from the local zoo thanks to a major spiral-up by the graphics department.

That which does not kill u.s.a. makes usa stronger.

Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

When you lot look into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you.

A coincidental stroll through the lunatic aviary shows that faith does not prove anything.

Taco Truck at 1 AM

If anybody knows taco trucks it's probably this comedian. Fluffy humorously goes into why you want women on the truck.

Choosing exciting places for a commencement date increases the odds of the other person falling for yous. At that place is a stiff link betwixt danger and romantic attraction.

Fun Solar day at the Boat Launch

Some good erstwhile boys in four-wheel-drive trucks with high expectations and a willingness to assistance, find that pulling a vehicle out of the ocean isn't like shooting fish in a barrel.

Lying

Isn't it great to live in a lodge where the penalty for lying to a congressman is up to twenty years in jail,

...but the penalty for a congressman lying to you is 2 more than years in office.

American Malls and Fat People

Building coast-to-declension shopping malls that bane the American landscape, which according to comedian George Carlin is not one of our effectively accomplishments.

At one betoken y'all were the youngest person on Earth.

Near-Death Experience - SNL

When three friends (Brie Larson, Cecily Stiff, Kate McKinnon) get into a car accident, one of them has a uniquely different near-decease experience. In this humorous sketch ii of the women recount feelings of warmth and love while the other woman recounts cold snouts.

My girlfriend and I played medico...

My girlfriend and I tried playing doctor... (The states medical system)

She spent the weekend at my place and I sent her a bill for $180,000.

Practicing Atheist

Dave Allen is probably 1 of the all-time humorist, and arguably the best at telling jokes. Even though this video was many years ago you'll recognize his humor as it'south featured on the Internet oft.

According to astronauts, infinite smells like seared steak, hot metal and welding fumes.

Women But Keep Coming

A humorous comedy routine nigh women and relationships. Sometimes comedian Bill Burr worries worries that he'southward going to exist that creepy sometime guy hanging out at the bar that no one cares about.

How many politicians?

How many politicians does it accept to alter a light bulb?

Information technology takes 2. One to clinch the public that everything possible is existence done, while the other screws it into a water faucet.

Older People Are Smarter

Humorous logic from explaining why older people are smarter. What tin we say; Life experiences count for a lot in this stand up comedy monologue..

When a hurricane is expected, Wal-Mart's acme-selling items are strawberry Pop-Tarts and beer.

Hunter Becomes Hunted

One minute you're reeling in a huge billfish fighting for it'south life, the next infinitesimal y'all're fighting for your life.

Password Lock

Got a password lock app that takes a motion-picture show whenever someone attempts to unlock my phone with the wrong password.

I have a ton pictures of drunk me.

Contradistinct States

This is what happens inside the brain nether the influence of cannabinoids.

If a friendship lasts longer than 7 years, psychologists say it will final a lifetime.

Wild W H2o Balloons

Never bring a water balloon to a gunfight - or was that a knife to a gunfight. Anyway in this one-act skit a traveling salesman sets up a water balloon stand in the wild wild West.

Husbands are Blue-tooth.

Always connected to Wife when she is around.

But when Wife is out of range, they automatically kickoff searching for new devices.

Girlfriend with a Big Barrel

Reginald D trying to avoid explaining to his girlfriend, why she is having trouble fitting in airplane seats.

In 1972, a pocket of uranium in Africa was found to have undergone self-sustaining nuclear fission for hundreds of thousands of years, making it the merely known naturally formed nuclear reactor.

MacDougals

Humorous parody of our overly sensitive earth where a club gets into problem for offering one-half-cost averages to various ethnic groups.

"A person without a sense of sense of humour is like a wagon without springs. Information technology's jolted past every pebble on the road." - Henry Ward Beecher

"A sense of humor is role of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done" - Dwight D. Eisenhower

"A expert laugh overcomes more difficulties and dissipates more night clouds than whatever other i thing." - Laura Ingalls Wilder

Welcome to Earth

A collage of videos, each impressive in their ain correct, simply together they portray the variety of nature

The oldest surviving love poem to date is written in a clay tablet from the times of the Sumerians effectually 3500 BC.

The New Dr.'due south Office

Best friends graduated from medical school at the same fourth dimension and decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share function space and personnel.

Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist.

They put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors."

The boondocks council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids." This was also not adequate, and then they again changed the sign. "Catatonics and High Colonics"... No get.

Adjacent, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives"... thumbs down.

Then came "Minds and Behinds"... nevertheless no adept.

Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes"... unacceptable!

So they tried "Assay and Anal Cysts"... non a take a chance.

"Basics and Butts"... no way.

"Freaks and Cheeks".... even so no skillful.

"Loons and Moons"... forget it.

The docs finally came up with "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Odds and Ends"

Anybody loved it.

Republic of india has not invaded any state in her last 10000 years of history.

Anjelah Johnson - Nail Salon

Anjelah Johnson's hilarious trip to the nail salon. Many of the smash salon proprietors are Vietnamese and they bring to the concern a unique ability to focus on the client while at the same time upwardly-selling their services.

My Congressman

I shook hands with my Congressman yesterday.

I didn't mean to, I was simply reaching for my wallet.

The coldest place on Globe is a high ridge in Antarctica where temperatures tin dip below -133°F (-93.ii°C).

A Priceless Wait

My wife and I were visiting my son last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.

You need to update, he said. People don't waste coin on silly newspapers anymore.

Hither, y'all can use my iPad, if you lot can figure it out.

I tell y'all this, that damn fly never knew what hitting information technology… and, the look on my son'due south face was priceless.

Thoughts - Men Versus Women

The difference between men and women is highlighted in this humorous sketch as two women acquaintances meet and a swain is left out of the conversation.

A "barrel" was a Medieval unit of measure for wine. Technically, a buttload of wine is about 475 liters, or 126 gallons.

Affluent That Gas

What do a carburetor and the toilet had in common? If you answered a bladder, you would exist correct but they don't serve the aforementioned purpose.

The Kindhearted Scotsman

A Scotsman and his married woman walked by a swanky restaurant.

"Did you smell that food?" She asked. "It smells admittedly incredible!"

Existence a 'kindhearted Scotsman', he thought "What the hell ... I'll care for her!"

Then they walked past the restaurant again!

Manhole Prank

Y'all're driving down a side street spot an open manhole and a worker . It's only a prank and the cop is in on it.

Some researchers believe that those who stay awake late at night are more probable to take college IQs.

Catching Women in Angling Terms

Comedian explains communicable women in terms of sport fishing with emphasis on the take hold of and release aspect. Men like to fish and sports fishing is dissimilar from fishing for nutrient.

The Kindhearted Scotsman

Bono from U2 is the voice of my car's GPS

It sucks. The streets take no names and I still haven't establish what I'm looking for.

Canine Catching Fish

This dog has figured out that if the sets out pieces of bread he can take hold of the fish that come to feed on the bread. Behavior that's non normally seen in a dog

19th century biologist Sir John Lubbock experimented on ants past getting them drunk. He discovered that sober ants would deport their drunken ant comrades back to their nest, if they were from the same colony - simply they would throw boozer strangers into the ditch.

Drawing Characters and Dating Advice

Yet performing, and notwithstanding funny, this clip features unlikely cartoon cameos, weird things that happen at a dr.'due south office, and things you should never say to a appointment, .

Irish Smiles

Definition of an Irish husband: He hasn't kissed his wife for 20 years, but he will impale whatsoever human who does.

Murphy told Quinn that his wife was driving him to drink.

Quinn thinks he's very lucky because his own wife makes him walk.

Finnegan: My wife has a terrible habit of staying upwards 'til two o'clock in the morning. I can't break her of it.

Keenan: What on earth is she doin' at that time?

Finnegan: Waitin' for me to come home .

Timely Rescue ...or Not

A handsome hero, and swashbuckling swordsman comes to the rescue. Mayhap he needs a new watch he seems to be a little flake late.

Napoleon named the Louvre after himself during his reign of France and housed his plunder of Europe.

WKUK Old Folks Dwelling house

A humorous sketch well-nigh striking gilded at the old folks home - who knew they had so many party pharmaceuticals.

Congress....lol

The English has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals.

We are all familiar with a Herd of cows, a Flock of chickens, a Schoolhouse of fish and a Gaggle of geese.

Less widely known is a Pride of lions, a Murder of crows (as well equally their cousins the rooks and ravens), and a Parliament of owls.

At present consider a group of Baboons. They are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, nigh viciously ambitious and least intelligent of all primates.

And what is the proper collective substantive for a grouping of baboons? . . It'south a Congress!

Don't believe it? .. look it up!

All of a sudden things have become a lot clearer.

Unusual Thrill Ride

These guys discover that a Caterpillar digger makes for peachy beach entertainment.

Started reading my offset Braille

Started reading my first Braille horror story.

I think that something scary is most to happen.

I can feel it.

If New York City were its own country and the NYPD was its army, it would be the 20-best-funded army in the world.

Friendzone Pain

She says she's looking for a partner that's more like you. I feel your friendzone hurting.

Husbands and Dogs

Q. What'due south the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

A. After a year, the dog is even so excited to meet y'all.

Q. What makes men chase women they take no intention of marrying?

A. The aforementioned urge that makes dogs chase cars they accept no intention of driving.

I Think for Myself

One of the nearly gifted minds of our time, fights the tendency for people to categorize others in terms of their own beliefs.

Funny but True

Give a man a gun and he can rob a banking concern

Give a man a bank and he can rob the world.

Gratitude can boost dopamine and serotonin, just like antidepressants.

I grant yous three wishes

A genie appears before a man and says, "Master, you have been chosen. I grant you 3 wishes."

The man says, "I've heard about this kind of thing before. Whatever I wish for volition come back to seize with teeth me in some way and my life will be ruined."

The genie says, "No, that won't happen."

"Yes, information technology will."

"No," says the genie, "I'thou so certain information technology won't I'll grant you an infinity of wishes if it does."

"Okay," says the homo, thinking about it, "I wish for a boomerang with teeth."

Genie, "You son of a bitch..."

Dave Foley - Religious Extremists

Dave Foley does a stand-upwards one-act routine well-nigh religious extremists and and admits that he is afraid of Muslim extremists. To testify the point he makes a few remarks near Jesus that he would not dare make Muhammad.

The National Brute of Scotland is the Unicorn

Nudibranchs of Papua New Guinea

Nudibranchs are ocean habitation slugs that come in many different shapes, colors, and sizes. This video will create some appreciation for their beauty.

Confucius say...

To make a long story curt, don't tell information technology.

A human being with sharp natural language cuts own pharynx.

It's OK for sh*t to happen, it volition decompose.

The greatest of whales helpless in the heart of the desert.

State of war does not determine who is right. State of war determines who is left.

Human being who thinks only of number 1 must call back this number is adjacent to nothing.

Confucius say "Those who quote me are fools."

Fluffy Doing Puffy

While on a 50 land tour sponsored by Comedy Centra Gabriel Iglesias's comedy tour bus was stopped past immigration crossing the edge into Arizona and being stopped by immigration. .

Elephants have three times the number of neurons that humans have, and no-one knows why they aren't smarter than u.s..

Joey Medina - Dating A Hood Rat

Comedian Joey Medina goes out on a date with a hood rat and decides to take her to a nice restaurant. He almost immediately regrets that decision.

Local Elections

I was in the park with my dog and I said to this guy "Which way are you going to vote?" Democrat, " he replied. With that my domestic dog bit him.

I carried on and I saw a woman, "Which style are you going vote? " I asked. " "Democrat, " she said. My dog scrap her also.

As I carried on I met another human being, "Which way are you going vote?" I asked. "Republican, " he said. With that my dog fleck him.

My dog doesn't give a flip nigh politics.

A woman who is unmarried in late 20'due south and beyond is chosen "Sheng Nu" in Mainland china which means "leftover women". (not true in the U.s.)

Meet Your 2d Married woman

In this comedy sketch, hosts Helen Walsh (Amy Poehler) and Tina Fey innovate three contestants to their futurity 2nd wives. Something the contestants humorously struggle to explain to their wives.

Romantic Text Message

An elderly couple learned to transport text letters on their mobile phones.

The wife, a retired college English language instructor with emphasis on the Classics, was an unapologetic romantic; her husband, a retired salty Navy principal petty officer of thirty years' service, was a no-nonsense guy

One afternoon the wife went to the local Starbuck's to meet a friend for coffee. While pending her friend's inflow, she exercised her new skill by sending her husband a romantic text message:

"If you are sleeping, transport me your dreams. If y'all are laughing, ship me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If yous are drinking, send me a sip. If you lot are crying, transport me your tears. I love y'all."

The married man responded: "I'thou takin' a crap. Please propose."

Don't Look Good Any-more

A humorous song nearly ageing and the sorry realization that our bodies don't look then adept any more, especially without wearing apparel.

The words hurricane, cyclone and typhoon are all names for the same type of storm. The name tells you where the tempest occurred. Hurricanes are defined every bit storms over the North Atlantic or the Caribbean. In the western Pacific Ocean, hurricanes are known as typhoons. Cyclones are hurricanes over the Indian Body of water.

Half Expressionless

Louis CK has come to the realization that at 40 years former, statistically speaking his life is one-half over. A brusque humorous standup comedy routine most midlife crisis.

What'due south the Difference

What'due south the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted past rack of lamb and the other is disgusted past lack of RAM.

Transport Beaching

When send has sailed its last route it'south time to run it a ground. Preferably on a distant shore were someone else will handle its disposal.

Dolly the sheep, the first cloned mammal, was named because she was created from a mammary prison cell, and the scientists couldn't think of a more impressive ready of glands than Dolly Parton'southward.

Cement

What can y'all assume when y'all find a lawyer buried upward to his neck in cement?

Someone ran out of cement.

Why wasn't Jesus

Why wasn't Jesus born in the U.S.A?

Considering God couldn't notice three wise men and a virgin.

Facebook Friends

People have to like yous for who you are, and this comedian wasn't sure that her Facebook friends were actually friends.

The full number of people who accept ever lived has been estimated to be effectually 108 billion.

What is the Difference

What is the difference between a rectal thermometer and a oral thermometer?

The taste.

Glad to be Alive

While in America comedian Russell told he looks like a daytime talk celebrity and everyone in the elevator has a good express mirth..

The early Church building declared that alcohol was an inherently adept souvenir of God to be used and enjoyed. While individuals might choose not to beverage, to despise alcohol was heresy.

Pogie Pepperoni'south

Two new hires tin can't contain their excitement when they brainstorm working at Pogie Pepperoni'south.

Wrong Feet

I told my friend that he had his shoes on the incorrect feet.

He said, "These are the simply feet I have."

I Saw A Pink Elephant

Only for laughs as a prank on unsuspecting motorists involving a pink elephant and a sobriety test.

At that place are nigh 100 billion birds in the world, and well-nigh vi billion of them make their homes in the United states of america

Caveman Currency

Sticks and Rocky accidentally create a currency, and in this comedy sketch, the tribe gets a financial arrangement. But alas the bankers cannot resist the temptation to loan out more coin than they have on deposit.

The Difference Betwixt America and Europe

In America, we phone call our inbreds hillbillies.

In Europe, they call them Royals.

Ghettoest Mall Ever

Comedian DC Benny describes the ghettoest mall always and the gauntlet of garbage that he has to navigate to get to the one shop where he wants to buy something.

Humans and dogs first became best friends 30,000 years ago.

IT Crowd - Iran

In a humorous episode about romance, something the Information technology guys know very piddling about, the term a man is confused with Iran..

Short Jokes

A small-scale boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a infirmary.
When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change notwithstanding'.

I went for a walk last night and my kids asked me how long I'd be gone.
I said, "The whole time."

Jane couldn't find anyone to sing with, ...so she went out and bought a duet yourself kit.

The English word "girl" was initially used to draw a immature person of either sexual practice. It was non until the sixteenth century that the term was used specifically to draw a female person child.

Birthday

What'southward the most effective way to remember your married woman's birthday?

Forget information technology once

The name 'Viking means 'a pirate raid' in the Former Norse language.

Top five blonde inventions:

1) Waterproof towel.

2) A book on how to read.

3) Inflatable dart lath.

4) Powdered h2o.

five) Helicopter ejection seat.

I Love the ish

Stand-up comedy about living in Britain for eleven years and adapting to the British lifestyle. In Japan it either is or information technology is non; in that location is no concept of ...-ish..

Absolut Vodka used to vest to Sweden'due south government, until they sold it in 2008 for Usa$eight.3 Billion to Pernod Ricard.

At the Asylum

Two nuts are sitting adjacent to each other at the asylum. Ane turns to the other and says, "Why are we all here?"

Other nut shrugs his shoulders and replies, "'Cuz nosotros're not all there."

Big Decks

In this humorous comedy skit full of double entendres, the guys sit around and compare their decks

The largest speeding ticket ever written was €1,000,000 in Sweden for driving 180mph.

Competing with an Asian Woman

Amy Schumer humorously laments the fact that Caucasian men seem more attracted to Asian women. When list the traits that men are looking for a woman she concludes she hasn't much of a adventure.

My Living Volition

Terminal dark, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a canteen.

If that always happens, just pull the plug.'

She got up, tossed out my beer, and unplugged the computer.

...and she thinks she's funny!

Soda Store - SNL

Set in the 1950s this sketch features a teenybopper who's upset because she didn't get asked to the dance. Enter the owner of a soda shop (Louis C.K.) who makes the daughter an interesting offer.

Centre Eastern

A racist man chosen me a terrorist for having long hair, a long beard, and beingness Middle Eastern.

Subsequently I saw him at church giving a speech about how everyone needs a Middle Eastern guy with long hair and a beard in their lives.

Crazy Lady Interview

local news team interviews lady on the street and shortly finds out she'due south crazy as it gets.

The vehicle with the highest mileage covered a full of ii,850,000 miles (4,586,630 km).

Fat A**es and Buffets

Jerry Seinfeld drops in and tries out that whole telling jokes with a microphone thing. A stand up-up routine that pokes a lilliputian fun at food and fatty derrières.

Terms and Conditions

Adam & Eve were the get-go people that didn't understand the Apple tree terms and conditions.

Upward Close with a Whale

It's an unusual sight to see a whale feeding in a marina close to boat docks. When the whale surfaces to feed it makes for a very impressive site.

Glass is actually neither a liquid—supercooled or otherwise—nor a solid. It is an amorphous solid—a state somewhere between those two states of thing.

Weaker as a Species - Flight

A humorous one-act monologue by Pecker Burr transitioning from fearfulness of flying to sissy men shouldn't get to reproduce.

Beautiful Nickname

My significant wife was feeling sensitive virtually her enlarged breast due to lactation, so I gave her a cute nickname to cheer her up.

Apparently Dairy Queen wasn't the right choice.

Lucky Day Forever

Prole 514 dreams about winning the Nifty Lottery. The lottery winner is transformed and allowed admission into the elite White society, where everyone is beautiful, young and happy and people spend their carefree lives solely on fun and partying..

What hippos lack in swimming skills they more make upward with their ability to concord their breath for long periods of time. A thick membrane covers their optics and their nostrils close, creating a protective water-tight seal.

improv: What Yous Can't Say at a Funeral

Humorous Advertisement lib. comedy a skit called things you cannot say a funeral and things y'all cannot say virtually weight loss. Both these touchy subjects are treated with humorous irreverence by the humorists on Whose Line Is It. .

Before You Call

Ladies before you call a guy ugly ...call back he doesn't wear make up

War Is the Respond

A humorous comedy routine with a twist. Comedian makes the instance that despite our numerous denials, state of war is the answer and to make her point she wishes everyone a happy Quaternary of July.

Alligators don't hibernate, just they practice go through a dormancy menstruation during colder weather. Earlier going dormant, they dig out a "gator hole," which is a depression or tunnel in the mud.

Short Funnies

My friend east-mailed me today request for a good website about the identify to buy the best sausages. I sent him a couple of links

The other nighttime I ate at a existent family eating place. Every tabular array had an statement going.

If you're always attacked past a mob of clowns, become for the juggler!

Funny British Guard

British guard pretends to pose then exchanges cutout of himself in underwear for a unforgettable flick.

Arachibutyrophobia is the fright of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth.

Obligation to Exist Sarcastic

Equally a comedian, Kerry enjoys coming to work because in her task she'due south allowed to be sarcastic. One could say it's even required.

God'south Sense of Humour

While creating Husbands, God promised Women that good and ideal Husbands would be found in all corners of the world.

...and then he made the earth round.

Dating Preference by Race

Results from the app ''Are You lot Interested'', which allows clients to click ''yes'' if they notice a person attractive or take the option of skipping to the adjacent profile page.

Near 500 meteorites hitting the Earth each twelvemonth. The largest contempo known meteorite was constitute at Grootfontein in Namibia, southwest Africa, in 1920. It measured 9 anxiety (two.75m) long and 8 feet (2.43m) wide.

Dragonflies Wings

Dragonflies are among the well-nigh ancient of insects — they were lakes and Meadows on gossamer wings long earlier dinosaurs appeared. They start their lives equally a waterborne insect that looks nothing similar their adult class.

My wife Thinks

My married woman thinks my obsession with conspiracy theories is getting out of control.

I wonder how much coin the government paid her to say that?

Nerf Nukes

Humorous parody of the real world nuclear artillery race using Nerf weapons. Panic ensues when i of the kids on the cake gets a nuclear Nerf weapon.

"It is better to conquer yourself than to win a k battles. Then the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell." – Buddha

All the Education in the world won't help someone who can't think for themselves." – A.K. Sawyer

Tossed about on the Waves

At almost 300 foot this ship is designed to handle some of the largest waves the Atlantic can throw at it. But fifty-fifty while it survives waves. It looks like the toy existence tossed almost in a bathtub..

Q: Why practice men'southward clothes take buttons on the right while women's clothes take buttons on the left?

A: When buttons were invented, they were very expensive and worn primarily by the rich. Since virtually people are right-handed, it is easier to push buttons on the correct through holes on the left. Because wealthy women were dressed by maids, dressmakers put the buttons on the maid'due south right! And that'south where women'due south buttons have remained since.

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Nervous Alien

Exploring new worlds and contacting alien life can exist exciting and scary. If you tend to be nervous this is probably non the career for you.

Bananas

Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?

It'south true – when was the last time you ate a monkey?

Symmetry

Symmetry is 1 of the virtually fundamental principles of nature, and besides forms the basis of music.

In 1988 the League of Women Voters stopped sponsoring presidential debates and issued this terse statement:

The League of Women Voters is withdrawing its sponsorship of the presidential fence scheduled for mid-October because the demands of the ii campaign organizations would perpetrate a fraud on the American voter. It has become clear to us that the candidates' organizations aim to add debates to their list of campaign-trail charades devoid of substance, spontaneity and honest answers to tough questions. The League has no intention of condign an accessory to the hoodwinking of the American public.

Big Fat Cat

A girl takes her big fat true cat to the vet.

"Alright," says the vet. "Lets have a wait at him."

The vet picks up the cat and examines its teeth. And so she looks at its eyes. Then into its ears.

Finally, she turns to the daughter and says, "I'k very sorry. I'm going to have to put your cat down."

"Oh no! Considering he'due south so fat?"

"Yes," says the doctor. "My arms are tired."

A study plant that wild alligator blood has both antibody and antiviral backdrop. In fact, it is active against HIV-1, West Nile Virus, and Herpes simplex virus.

What Women Want

A hapless modern romantic gets a trivial help from Cyrano de Bergerac to win the woman.

Losing his Hair,

In that location was an one-time man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until ane 24-hour interval, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That twenty-four hours, he chosen his children to a meeting...

He said, "Look at my hair. It used to exist so magnificent, just it's completely gone now. My hair can't exist saved. Only expect outside at the forest. It's such a lovely forest with so many trees, simply sooner or later they'll all be cut down and this forest will expect every bit bald as my hair."

"What I want you lot to do..." the human continued. "Is, every time a tree is cutting downwardly or dies, plant a new 1 in my retention. Tell your descendants to exercise the same. It shall be our family'southward duty to keep this forest strong."

And so they did.

Each fourth dimension the forest lost a tree, the children replanted ane, and so did their children, and their children afterward them.

And for centuries, the wood remained as lush and pretty equally it once was, all considering of one human being and his re-seeding heirline.

Heaven and Hell

Our world is like a heaven for us, a lovely and more or less placid place, compared to other possibilities.

With an average length of 12 to thirteen feet, pythons take few predators as well alligators and humans.

Do I Command You lot

Humorous comedy skit dealing with family and all its idiosyncrasies

Hunting Flies

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh!, Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females", he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How tin you tell?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, ii were on the telephone".

Kids On Dating Problems

Sounding oh and so developed, some immature ladies contemplate the reasons why the guy is playing hard to get.

Benz and Mercedes were competitors until 1920. When these companies merged, the newly formed visitor started selling cars under the brand proper noun 'Mercedes-Benz'.

Kings English and Sacrifice

One thing about Eddie Izzard's humorous comedy routines is that he makes history entertaining and people come abroad having learned something.

An Engineer's love life

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was amend to spend fourth dimension with the wife or a mistress.

The builder said he enjoyed fourth dimension with his married woman, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.

The creative person said he enjoyed time with his mistress, considering of the passion and mystery he establish there.

The engineer said, ''I like both.''

''Both?''

Engineer: ''Yes. If you lot have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you tin can go to the lab and become some piece of work done.''

Helpful Barman

Stephen Fry is the helpful barman cheering up a customer. Hugh Laurie is plied with snacks and double entendres.

The wars between Romans and Persians lasted virtually 721 years, the longest disharmonize in homo history.

In an Irish Bar

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could purchase him a beverage.

"Why of course," comes the reply.

The showtime man then asks: "Where are you from?"

"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.

The first human being responds: "Y'all don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Permit's have some other round to Ireland."

"Of Course," replies the 2d man. Curious, the first man so asks: "Where in Ireland are yous from?" "Dublin," comes the reply.

"I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'grand from Dublin likewise! Let'due south take another drink to Dublin."

"Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the starting time man asks: "What schoolhouse did you go to?"

"Saint Mary's," replies the 2d man. "I graduated in '62."

"This is unbelievable!" the first human being says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!"

About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits downwards at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Malley twins are drunk once again."

Moving Day

Information technology's moving day and what meliorate way to start out the day than wee nip to improve the spirits. Then again it looks similar these fellows, struggling to get this couch up the road, may accept had more than one wee nip.

H2o is used in rice fields to prevent weeds. Rice doesn't actually need that much water, but since it can thrive in such conditions, whereas weeds cannot, information technology's a natural protection against them.

Calling BS

A stand up-up comedy monologue about calling BS when you hear something outrageous.

Warranty

I went to Home Depot to purchase a manure spreader.

I asked what kind of warranty came with information technology.

The salesman said it was the one product they wouldn't stand backside.

Threat Levels

It's non easy finding sense of humour in life-threatening situations. But humor helps united states deal with the fear cistron and get on with our everyday lives.

The FDA allows an average of 30 or more insect fragments and one or more rodent hairs per 100 grams of peanut butter.

In Blue Earth, Minnesota a police declares that no child nether the historic period of twelve may hash out the telephone unless monitored by a parent.

A Chicago law forbids eating in a place that is on burn.

A state constabulary in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be chosen chief, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.

The Smoke Seller

A mysterious showman billing himself as a ''smoke seller'' visits a footling village whose inhabitants initially seem less than interested in what he has to offer. But fume and mirrors can make one believe for a niggling while..

With population estimates as loftier equally 300,000 in southern Florida, the Burmese python has gone from exotic pet to established apex predator in just iii decades.

Yous Are about to Experience

Bill Hanley'south stand up-up one-act routine from the tardily tardily show you're about to experience a great iv minutes of comedy

Peek-a-boo

Did you lot hear about the guy that was injured in the freak peek-a-boo incident?

He had to be put in the ICU.

A Rolling Ocean

In the n Atlantic storms tin can be fierce. Even a pretty skillful-sized ship can get tossed about on a rolling body of water. Imagine the odds of surviving a storm like this in a Viking ship.

Alligators are considered carnivores but have been known to eat fruit.

Russian Roulette

I tried to warn my friend about playing Russian roulette.

But it went in one ear and came out the other.

You Need A Baby

Have you got likewise much free time to kill? Have you got more money than yous know how to spend? Worry not, this humorous video has a solution for you.

Alligators are built for speed, not endurance. They tin can run upward to 35 miles an hr — faster than about humans — only they are sprinters and can't keep up that pace for long.

The Most Beautiful Daughter

Yous may have heard the phrase "damning with faint praise". This humorous song does just that, as a duo from Flight of the Concordes sings The Almost Beautiful Girl.

Eternity

Devil: This is the lake of lava where you will be spending eternity.

New arrival: Actually, since nosotros're hugger-mugger, it would exist magma

Devil: You sympathize this is why you lot're here, right?

The biggest alligator in the world (so far) was xv feet 9 inches long and weighed in at ane,011.5 pounds. This gator was caught in Manufacturing plant Creek, a tributary of a river in Alabama.

Breaking News: Astroid Watch

In anticipation of an asteroid strike destroying civilization people take come to terms with their demise and done the wild things they wanted to exercise.

Superbowl

Final year a guy took his Blonde daughter friend to the Superbowl

They had great seats right behind their squad's bench.

After the game, he asked her how she liked it.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I but couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a money, one team got it, then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was...

'Get the quarterback! Go the quarterback!'

I'm similar...Helloooooo? Information technology's only 25 cents!"

Little One-time Lady Kidnapper

This petty sometime lady has a undercover and when she asks for directions unsuspecting victims get pranked.

The Asian directly-tusked elephant is likely the biggest prehistoric land mammal that ever existed, reaching a height of over 5 meters (17 anxiety) past the shoulders and weighing 22 tonnes?

Deviation

What'south the difference? NYC has rats and DC has lawyers.

The difference is that lab administration don't get attached to Lawyers.

Conan Visits A High german Beach

Everything is blurred in this humorous perspective on the cultural differences betwixt the way Americans and Germans approach nudity.

In Mozambique, overhead power lines have to be at least 12 m (39 ft) high to allow safe passage of giraffes.

Similar Ducks to H2o

For the commencement time in their lives two dozen recently rescued ducks get their kickoff taste of life in a pond.

Odds

I got into a fight with 1,3,5,seven and 9.

The odds were against me

Island Take a chance

One of the funniest improvisational comedy episodes ever from ''Whose Line Is Information technology''.

Currently less than 7% of the people surveyed think Congress is doing a good job. This is by far the lowest approval rate since they started taking surveys.

Quick Thinking

A man boarded a plane with 6 kids. After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, 'Are all of those kids yours?'

He replied, 'No Mam'. I work for a condom company. These are client complaints.'

Alien Impostors

Aliens accept invaded the Earth and disguised themselves to look like humans in this comedy skit. The question is how do y'all tell the aliens from existent people. Our heroes take institute a unique solution.

American alligators appeared about 84 million years ago, while their ancestors evolved more than 200 million years ago.

Alligators are more closely related to dinosaurs than to other modernistic reptiles.

An Angry Sea

Huge waves from Storm Henry strike the west coast of Republic of ireland. Hard to get a perspective from the video but the cliffs are 65 human foot alpine and those are xxx pes waves.

A Few Phunnies

I'm really enjoying my lasso classes, even though I got roped into it.

What exercise you call a ghost'due south female parent and father? Transparents!

Why don't people live in toadstools? Cause there isn't mushroom.

What'southward a metaphor? For cows to graze on.

What did one bounding main say to the other ocean?...Nothing they simply waved

If you lot want to know how many bees Noah had… check the Ark Hives

Astounding Fact

Astrophysicist Neil DeGrasse Tyson was asked, ''What is the about astounding fact you can share with us about the Universe?'' This is the video version of his respond.

Anatidaephobia is the pervasive, irrational fearfulness that, somewhere in the world, a duck is watching you.

Worst Trainride Ever

His daughter is having her first period, and daddy is trying to be helpful, much to his fellow passengers dismay.

Former Goats

A group of Americans were traveling past tour bus through The netherlands . As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that caprine animal'south milk was used. She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing.

'These,' she explained, 'are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce.'

She then asked, 'What do y'all do in America with your old goats?'

A spry quondam gentleman answered, 'They transport us on bus tours!

The top half dozen foods that brand your fart are beans, corn, bell peppers, cauliflower, cabbage and milk!

Putting It on the Line

A humorous comedy routine expresses her opinion of why there are more male comedians than female comedians, and also what it's like trying to get dorsum into the dating scene as an older woman.

Geometry

I learned geometry.

Information technology caused my life to have a 360 degree plow.

My Trigger

A music video built on the effectively points of man nature and the realization that we need to go along to survive.

Elephants only sleep for two hours each day.

An elderly couple was sitting together in church building..

An elderly couple was sitting together in church building...

The wife leans over to the hubby and says "I just allow out a actually long and silent fart. What should I exercise?"

The husband replies "Change the battery in your hearing aid."

According to aboriginal Greek literature, when Odysseus arrived dwelling afterward an absence of 20 years, bearded as a ragamuffin, the simply one to recognize him was his aged dog Argos, who wagged his tail at his master, and so died.

Meatloaf Underwear

My wife bought a pair of 'Meatloaf Underwear' yesterday.

On the front information technology says, "I Will do Anything For Love" ...and on the dorsum it says, "but I Won't practice That."

The framers felt that the Firm of Representatives, as the only body at that time direct elected past the people, should have the initial control of the money menstruum in government.

Toward the end of a Congressional session you will see the Continuing Resolutions (CR's) flowing like a flood as Congress oft cannot go to Appropriations bills especially if they are contentious. Sometimes governmental departments will operate on a CR rather than an Appropriation for a considerable amount of time.

Tom Dick and Harry

A funeral service is held for Thomas, Richard and Harold, or every bit they are meliorate known; Tom Dick and Harry. Comedian Rowan Atkinson plays the part of the priest reviewing the lives and shortcomings of Tom Dick and Harry.

Second

I saw my friend on the street. He had a despondent await on his face, then I asked him what was wrong.

He said "Today is the 2nd of the 2nd month of 2022 and I only turned 22 so I bet $222 on the 2nd horse in the 2nd race of the 24-hour interval.. It was at 2.22!"

"That sounds neat" I said, "What went wrong"?

"He came second".

Couples Therapy

Comedian'south wife insists that they get to couples therapy and and so for $250 an hour tells him they're going to play a game chosen total honesty.

Goldfish are and then prevalent in the warm, shallow waters of western Lake Erie that it's now a commercial catch with over 144,800 pounds of goldfish netted in 2019.

Officer Huge

Female law officer has ridiculously huge um... assets that seem to get in the way of everything.

Odd Mask

Stopped by Starbucks and the barista was wearing an odd face mask.

Out of marvel I asked "Did you make your mask?"

She said "No, information technology's a coughy filter."

Your Brain On Shrooms

How do "Magic Mushrooms" chemically change your brain? What causes the user to feel a sensory overload of saturated colors and patterns?.

The blueish whale (Balaenoptera muscle) reaching a maximum confirmed length of 29.9 metres (98 ft) and weighing up to 199 tonnes is the largest animal known to have ever existed.

How Women Debate

As every man knows, it is impossible to win an statement with a woman - fifty-fifty when you are right.

Chemists practise it also...

Chemists practise it organically and inorganically.

Electro-chemists do information technology with greater potential.

Polymer chemists do it in chains.

Pharmaceutical chemists do information technology with drugs.

Analytical chemists do information technology with precision and accuracy.

Go Anywhere Vehicle

Military vehicles will go only most anywhere, only unless they are designed to be amphibious they shouldn't be driven in deep h2o.

A bowhead whale killed in Alaska in 2012 had a harpoon embedded in it's blubber that dated back to the 1880's- a whale had survived over 130 years.

Still Alive

Louis CK is some other comedian that's feeling onetime. At 18 you can vote, at 21 you tin drink, at 47 you can just keep doing whatever - no one cares.

I had a crazy dream

I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.

I was, like, 0mg!

Throw the Tennis Ball

Is he rooting for the tennis player, or does he only wants someone to throw the tennis ball.

In Turkey, in the 16th and 17th centuries, anyone caught drinking coffee was put to death

In Thailand, it is illegal to go out your house if yous are not wearing underwear

In Switzerland, it is illegal to flush the toilet afterwards x P.M. if yous live in an apartment.

In Israel, picking your nose is illegal.

A Psychological Phenomenon called "The Backfire Effect" Causes a Person to Become More than Convinced They Are Right When Y'all Employ Facts and Figures to Convince Them They Are Incorrect

Blind Date

A brusk animated story of blind dates, Net chat, and missed dates.

A religious traitor

Son: Dad, what's a religious traitor?

Begetter: A person who leaves our church and joins another

Son: And what is a person who leaves another church and joins ours?

Male parent: A convert, son, a blest catechumen.

In 1784 Henery Shrapnel invented a hollow cannon ball that would be filled with shot and gun pulverization,and exploded over the enemies

Mythical Horse

A news crew discovers that in some parts of the city you can make up stuff and people volition play along.

English Linguistic communication

Husband: What's your nearly hated part of the english language language?

Wife: The singular second person personal pronoun.

Husband: What?

Wife: YOU

Peppers are not spicy to birds so that only birds can eat them and spread their seeds

The British View of Football game

What the British view of American football lacks in understanding of the nuances of the game is sometimes comical. At least they made their explanation bearable by using these models as players.

English Language

My 3 year old girl asked me "Where does poo come from?"

I was a footling uncomfortable simply decided to requite her an honest explanation. And then I said, "You just ate breakfast, yeah?"

"Yes." she replied.

"Well, the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our bums when we go to the toilet, and that is poo."

She looked a little perplexed, and stared at me in stunned silence for a few seconds and asked, "And Tigger?"

Healthy to Stare

Modern medicine has discovered a painless method by which men can lower their claret pressure.

Alligators, like cats, also accept a structure in the dorsum of their eyes that reflects light to meliorate night vision. That is why alligator'southward eyes smooth at night if a light hits them.

Australia

Why did Australia get all the criminals while America got all the puritans?

Because Commonwealth of australia won the coin toss

40% of American children believe hot dogs and salary are plants.

A team of psychologists asked youngsters to categorise a multifariousness of items, including cheese, french fries, bacon, popcorn, shrimp, almonds, and egg, in a report published in the Journal of Environmental Psychology. The results revealed a multifariousness of shocks, including the fact that 47 per cent of the 176 participants thought french fries were fabricated from animals.

Nature Documentaries Faked?

Many people realize that the sound furnishings on nature documentaries are added subsequently the fact, since while you lot tin can zoom in with the photographic camera is well-nigh incommunicable to zoom in with the microphone. Simply how existent is the video? .

11 Jinping on his Balcony

Eleven Jinping was on his balcony during the early morning time, admiring all that Bejing has get.

He inhaled jiff of fresh Bejing air and looked Due east to encounter the sun smile down.

"Hello Lord's day", said 11 Jinping.

The sun replied "Hi Glorious Leader, the architect of a Communist Utopia. All-time wishes leading your prosperous nation."

11 Jinping, despite his please, remembered he had an upcoming meeting to attend. He thanked the Sun and left.

As the day approached an end, 11 Jinping returned to his part and reflected on the solar day. He strolled back onto his balcony and looked Due west towards a beautiful sunset and said "good evening, Dominicus."

The Sun candidly responded: "Screw yous, I'chiliad in the Westward at present".

The Hunt

If life just a game and then this is an of import story about the art of crumbling....enjoy :)

The voice of yoda and miss piggy were done by the same person

Iphone vs Android

What practice Asian parents retrieve about their sons selection of a career in stand up-up one-act - the assumption is white parents and black parents would you be proud. Moving on to the greatest war of our generation - IPhone versus Android.

iPhone

A announcer asked Tim Cook why iPhones are so expensive

"Well", said Tim Cook, "that'south because the iPhone replaces a whole bunch of devices. A phone, a camera, a watch, a music player, a video player, a PDA, a vox recorder, a GPS navigator, a flashlight, a calculator, a portable gaming console, and many other things. Surely, a high price is worth paying to replace so many devices!"

"And so why are Androids and then much cheaper?", asked the announcer.

"Because," said Tim Cook, "an Android replaces just one device. The iPhone."

Adam Yenser - The Economic system

The unemployment rate hit an viii year depression - does it feel like information technology? Or does it feel like everyone is driving for Uber. .

Did you know partridges are basis nesters and not known to actually exist found in pear trees.

Narcissists

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

They put the bulb in the socket and wait for the earth to circumduct around them.

Bluish Whale Feeding Behavior

Scientists captured some rare blueish whale feeding behavior from a research drone showing how they make choices near what'southward worth eating.

In 2015, a dad in Communist china hired gamers to kill his son in video games so the son would get-go looking for a job and get a life.

David Gborie Stand-Up

David doesn't understand beloved and when someone said that she didn't deserve love, this comedian built a humorous monologue effectually those comments.

Hijacked a Truck

I asked an electrician to fix an electrical problem at my house

He refused.

The Wild Atlantic Mode

When land meets sea and nature and beauty collide, the upshot is a varied and majestic coastline, unique to the West of Ireland. Check out the sweeping sandy beaches, sheer cliffs, ancient forts and rocky outcrops in this bird's eye view video.

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